tell me a secret
One time during class my drama/english teacher, who’s a devout vegan and all about not killing animals, accidentally stepped on a ladybug. He froze up and slowly cradles it in his hand and he was so heartbroken and started quoting Hamlet.
I didn’t have the heart to tell him that it was a red m&m.
I can’t breathe
if a woman’s hand is steady enough to put on winged eyeliner then it’s steady enough to stab you in the heart
Now whenever I read a text post about “literally dying” I will always read it in graham norton’s voice.
- hermione: hes a werewolf
- ron: :O
- harry: :O
- lupin: how did u know
- hermione: your name
- hermione: it's werewolf
- hermione: mcwerewolf
- hermione: i swear to shit im surrounded by dumb fucks